Where’s my shopping list gone?

Its good to see everyone is on a taper week, makes the report a lot easier to write. Mandy ‘Cheese’ Beames, is feigning illness (hiding from her shameful France incident more like), more of you appear to be sunning yourselves on holidays from Mayo to the Alps, and some just are just enjoying long runs in the hills without forking out for a medal and t-shirt, strange.

So unless anyone has a mystery run they wish to add, here is this weeks doings.

Parkrun Corner

Down in the park the speedsters were taking advantage of a dry track with three PBs for Paul ‘Bread’ Peters (sub 20), Richard ‘Eggs’ Martin, and Obi ‘Cornetto’ Wan (only on Monday did he say he fancied beating his PB, the man is on form so don’t accept any racing wagers with him)

On the beach in Weymouth Will ‘Frozen Peas’ Mather clocked up all time PB sneaking in under 20mins, round the duck pounds of Stamford Lizzie ‘Pizza’ Leason was first lady home, and in the most confusing run of the week Andy ‘Yoghurts’ Burnett ran at ‘Beach Strip’ against runners from Hogwarts. Placing third which isn’t bad for a muggle.

The Ultra Cave

This week in the cave we have two newbie’s limping in fresh ripe from the St Begus 36 up in the Lakes, Pete ‘Bananas’ Nicholson cruised from Dodd Wood near Keswick, over Hoister to the coast taking pictures and looking waaaaay to comfortable in about 7:30. Meanwhile Steven ‘Peppers’ Pepper, came home an hour later having stopped to ‘enjoy the views’ and talk to the cows. Great day out, super organisation and free beer and scragg at the end.

Other Fluff

Darren ‘Sweet Potatoes’ Clarke, is still wandering up Cock hill like the Flying Dutchman in Walshes. Rumour is that if you catch sight of him in a full moon you’ll go mad, or become poet. You’ve been warned.

Rachel ‘Toothpaste’ Walton requests the pleasure of your company at the Shelf Moor Race next Sunday as marshal, tea monkey, smiley person or other role. Please help if you can and let her know, organising races is a massive headache so as many free folk as possible will be massively appreciated.